Eli's Monthly Twitter Dump March 2022

Twitter is cool

The internet is a large and scary place. It is also endlessly full of useful, amusing, educational and batshit crazy things so I decided it would be a fun exercise to share my favorite tweets with you every month. If you like this stuff you should in fact, follow me on Twitter and you should also consider forwarding this to a friend and telling them to subscribe to the newsletter.

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Hello friends. Hope you’re all doing mostly well. Excited to have you hear. Twitter is a crazy place is all I can say. This email is probably going to get cut off so you may want to scroll all the way to the bottom and click “View Entire Message” so you can view in your browser and see all the goodness herein.

Educational

big milk @msbigmilk

lord i am in DEEP into this story of this woman who’s a dancer on tiktok who got caught up and allegedly joined a religious cult that makes social media content and cuts those people off from their families and friends 😭 it is WILD

Janna Haider is on the UAW 2865 bargaining team @janna_e_haider

every quarter i give my students an extra credit assignment to make a meme about something we covered in class. this quarter i taught US History from approx 1815-1920(ish), and the kids had some spicy takes (thread of memes)

Cari Hovanec @CariHovanec

okay, I am asking this question in utter seriousness and I need answers: is there an academic way to say that one thing is the Wario of another thing? Like, the demonic version of that thing, but the two are inseparably linked?

Leon Benjamin @lfbenjamin

How Much Toilet Paper Every Country In The World Uses, Visualized . Just roll with it. bit.ly/3s0Uznu

Nathan Baugh @nathanbaugh27

Formula 1 is a $13 billion global behemoth. But — until 2019 — it failed to crack the US market. Then it launched Drive To Survive, the most effective content campaign in history. Here’s a breakdown:

Random and Cool Depending On Your Interests

Justin Gerber @JustinGerber7

About a year ago, I started taking screenshots of movies with poorly photoshopped/staged family photos. Some I remember, some I don’t (help out if you know). Please add your own to the thread. First up: “The Intruder” (2019)

claire howorth @clairehoworth

If you wanted to send someone you love something from NYC, a special treat, could be food, merch, anything, what would it be?

Horror4Kids @horror4kids

Sigourney Weaver’s boneless double for the “Alien” series.

c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin

The Sports Bra (a sports bar in my neighborhood that only shows women’s sports) is finally open and I’m very stoked

Funny As Hell

Annaliese🍉 who is 5’1 @AHHHnnaliese

Yo can I hit your vape? Me with a $2 kazoo: my what?

𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’😵‍💫 @OvOBrezzzy

Next time gas go under $2 ima put some in the freezer

Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily

actions have consequences

Julia Furlan @juliastmi

Today I spoke to 180 first graders about my job and let me tell you the questions were harder than basically any I've ever tried to answer in my entire career.

sarah schauer 🦂 @sarahschauer

talking to someone in IT about a forgotten password and I’m using words like “okey-dokey” and “lord willing” so they think I’m just an old person and not a technologically incompetent 20-something

trash jones @jzux

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

Pragun Dua @pragdua

electricity went out and i had a small meltdown at work today

𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔫 𝔩𝔢𝔢 𝔠𝔞𝔯𝔯 @erinleecarr

Absolutely insane that my friend’s dog that looks like this has not gone viral.

Lily Sullivan @LilyYily

my love language is cooking elaborate meals screaming at everyone to get out of the kitchen then loudly announcing the food was NOT MY BEST and waiting for compliments

Insightful Observations

Lucy Huber @clhubes

I think I'm the only person who loved working in an office. Especially an open office! You coul wander over and chat with anyone at any time! Make people go to happy hour with you, have little snacks together...I'm thinking now I might be the reason ppl do not like open offices.

Brian 𖤐 @briantheruller

every school had that one anime girl who thought she was a cat

Josh Moon 🇺🇸 @Josh_Moon

Just reading about Calvin Ridley and thinking that NFL players are held to a higher standard than congressmen, who can legally bet through the stock market on every decision they make and all the insider info they receive.

J(enna) Wortham @jennydeluxe

someone told me LA is shitty heaven and NY is fun hell and it makes me chuckle every time I think about it

Isaac Butler @parabasis

One of the things you explicitly cannot bring into Disneyland is cremated remains and you just have to know there were several bad days at the park that led to that decision

Other Tweets That I Liked

• This not purposefully NSFW ad from PETA

• This hilarious comparison of what it is like to slide a straw into a cup

• There are only 25 total blimps in the world

• This little kid seeing a saucy scene in someone else’s seatback screen on a flight

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